Sir Snifflebottom the Unprepared
Level 3 Bard (College of Whispers) - Goblin - Chaotic Neutral
Ability Scores
| Ability | Score | Modifier |
|---|---|---|
| Strength | 8 | -1 |
| Dexterity | 16 | +3 |
| Constitution | 14 | +2 |
| Intelligence | 10 | +0 |
| Wisdom | 8 | -1 |
| Charisma | 18 | +4 |
Combat Stats
- Armor Class (AC): 14 (Studded Leather)
- Hit Points (HP): 24 (3d8 + 6)
- Speed: 30 ft
Saving Throws
- Dexterity: +5
- Charisma: +6
Skills
- Performance: +6
- Deception: +6
- Sleight of Hand: +5
- Persuasion: +6
- Stealth: +5
Bard Features
- Bardic Inspiration (d6): Can inspire allies with questionable advice
- Jack of All Trades: Adds half proficiency bonus to everything he's bad at
- Song of Rest: Can "sing" (screech) during rests to help allies regain extra HP
- College of Whispers: Spooky voice tricks and making people paranoid
Equipment
- Lute (which he plays terribly but with confidence)
- Studded Leather Armor
- Dagger (that he calls "Stabby")
- A collection of shiny but worthless objects
- Flask of questionable liquid
Backstory
Sir Snifflebottom the Unprepared is a self-proclaimed knight, despite being a goblin and not actually knighted by anyone. He insists he is on a "grand quest" but never remembers what it is. His battle strategy mostly involves running in circles, yelling dramatically, and confusing his enemies.
Once, he tried to convince a dragon he was its long-lost cousin. Another time, he staged an "epic duel" against his own shadow and lost. His greatest weapon is his sheer unpredictability, causing foes (and allies) to question what is happening at any given moment.
Despite his absurdity, Sir Snifflebottom has a knack for surviving ridiculous situations, often emerging victorious through sheer luck and fast-talking. His dream? To one day open a tavern called "The Giggling Goblin" where he can regale patrons with exaggerated tales of his misadventures.
